Come little children and gather 'round to hear the most
pathetically un-spooky story to 'ere be found!
It was a peaceful, calm night when we didst meet
in this beautiful neighborhood to trick-or-treat
pathetically un-spooky story to 'ere be found!
It was a peaceful, calm night when we didst meet
in this beautiful neighborhood to trick-or-treat

The houses were lit with golden glow
and from home to home we all did go..

A mummy, a genie/gypsy and a Goddess did ride
in the hatch of the 'burban because it was much more comfortable than
jumping in out of their seats all nights.
(PS: as author I do not have to rhyme, this is a crappy Halloween poem, not the Iliad!)



The candy was divvied at the end of the night
M&M's, Mars, candy corn and ... Crystal light?
(Seriously! I think someone thought they were pixie sticks???)



Lucky for you this is the end of our story
No guts, no ghouls, not a single thing gory
Nothing to fear, not the simplest fright...
But a moral it does have:
Trick-or-treating with family.... is the best kind of night!